Unintelligible Shipwreck
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(via aobittybaby)
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Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.
But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.
Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’
“Hey, Batman, think you’ve seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you’ll never guess what I let loose in there!”
“Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?”
“I see you there, Batman. And I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”
(via freakxwannaxbe)
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(via fireflysummers)
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into the spider verse is a really great example on the capabilities of modern animation and how much hollywood is selling itself short by refusing to see it as a legitimate platform to tell stories
(via skippyin)
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Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*
Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”
Crowd: *crying*Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”
(via amalgarn)
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when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing
